I am not going to sit here and declare I know tons about cleaning or cleaning products, but I do know for certain that eliminating a grease stain is not a simple thing to do. Just the other day for instance, I made the decision to take apart the carburetor from my 1964 Mustang, to see which part was sticking. I was still in my church clothes from the Sunday service I usually go to on the Sunday morning. If I were a 'normal' man, I probably would have changed out of my Sunday bests, before I started to take apart greasy car parts using grease stain removal the best one; but hindsight has 20/20 vision.

Anyway, the other half was not around to remind me that I was in my Sunday Best still having gone to her sister's baby shower ( I was invited also, but I am way too old school to be going to no damn baby shower). You see, I was so thrilled that it was Sunday, I was finished with church and the old ball and chain was away for a couple of hours, leaving me by myself to finally work on my mustang that I just plain forgot about the changing clothes part.

It didn't even spring to mind the rule the wife had about not working on car parts at the kitchen table. But, my excuse is I need a good light source to see what part was sticking on my carburettor, and the kitchen table was the spot that had the best light for the job at hand. I will never forget the look on my poor wife's face she strolled in and found me and the kitchen table covered in grease, still in my church clothes. I never even figured out what was making that carb stick, but anyway now I got bigger problems since my wife told me that I better become an expert on grease stain removal fast or otherwise she is signing me as a server for the Church's monthly pancake social.